You might be a mom if................... (anything goes by the way)
- you can multi task, while nursing
- you spend more time picking out your kids clothes, than your own
- it used to take you an hour to get dressed, now you have done it in under 5 minutes
- you cut your own sandwich into a shape, then laugh, and eat it anyways
You get the picture yet... let me here your answers, funny, serious, wacky, the obvious, etc. I'm hoping to make a bigger post of this for my other blog (and I'll give credit where credit is due)
You might be a mom if:
ReplyDelete- you can type just as fast one handed as you can two handed.
- you can spend an entire day cleaning and at the end of the day it looks like nothing has been accomplished.
- you refer to stomach pain as "my belly hurts real bad"
*you tell your husband that you have to go potty
ReplyDelete*Macaroni & cheese w/hamburger becomes your favorite meal
*you just laugh and shake your head when your child comes out wearing just his swim trunks and it's the middle of the winter
*you get used to reheating the same cup of coffee 5 times a day.
ReplyDelete*you can recite every word to your kids favorite books.
*spit-up is your idea of accessorizing.
*you can change a diaper with your eyes closed.
*any time you think you smell something nasty you start checking for poop.
*your idea of a vacation is a twenty minute nap.
I just stumbled on your blog....know I've seen you guys at conv. Had to laugh at the nursing one....is it still multitasking if all I'm doing while nursing is blog surfing?
ReplyDelete-you point out every animal or large piece of equipment you see while driving.
-you find yourself shopping at stores that can outfit the whole family (no more AE!)
-privacy feels WEIRD